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Wow Max has been in the wild for 26 years now he's gone all around the world training different fighting styles to stop the evil shape shifting master of darkness Faku. Now that he's well trained he's riding on horseback to Fakus tower to finally defeat him. When he got there he swung his sword but before the final blow was struck Faku flung him into the future where his evil is law now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Faku. wang Gotta get back back to the past wilderness max gotta get back back to the past wilderness max 

mmmmmonday

 Martha is pretending to be camping in Arabia next to her pet camel and frog. The desert is spectacular here said frog the frog yeah and then a flying pig came and picked her up and flew her to a Arabian castle were she meet Aladdin. He invited her to have one wish and ride on the magic carpet. She wished that she had infinite wishes but the genie said you cant wish for more wishes. So she wished that she had a prince to marry so she could become the queen of the kingdom and make slaves of all the citizens. So they can build a statue of her and do everything she wants but then my brother poured water all over my face and she woke up. 

thursday mmm

 It was unusually cold for this time in the year however. A wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need to don't tell. Then I got my wish to fix the script for my speech and i used the monkey paw to go back to my day.

monday poggers

 Wiggles came through the cat door then scratch hiss wiggles had scratched me i

needed a bandied and then A wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum.

I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a

unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in

the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a

monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't

need to don't tell. Then I got my wish to fix the script for my speech and i used

the monkey paw to go back to my day.

thoughtful thursday

 I am a genuis grandma i created gunpowder now i will thats what i said when i made gunpowder then i galloped around the room and then A wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need to don't tell. Then I got my wish to fix the script for my speech and i used the monkey paw to go back to my day.

speech magic

 OH NO my script for the speech its ruined if only their was a way to fix this and then A wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need to don't tell. Then I got my wish to fix the script for my speech and i used the monkey paw to go back to my day. Shocked was the feeling he felt when it worked.

mad monday

 I wish i could fly but im only good at leaping A wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need to don't tell. Then I got my wish and was able to fly. then i could do all the flying i want.

doughnuts yes

 In the hotel is were the doughnuts are. In the house is were the pizza’s are. A wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need to don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

tricky tuesday

 Earl was eating a banana when someone challenged him to a arm wrestle. So it started their eyes were locked their blood was pulsing they both yelled but then a something happened earl’s finger cracked. But before i could see the end a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need to don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

weird wednesday

Max can do 8 crunches in a row. Max is 8 years old and woke up 8 hours ago.

And then a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum.

I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to

a unicorn who said’ it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster

in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from

a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't

need to don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

mad monday

 After eating hot dogs four cans of dog food and a banana this happen to me and then a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

bread surgeon

 Donald woke up and got out of bed. Made breakfast and went to work. He was a doctor for bread but because there was no one that needed surgery on bread he worked a the counter. A lady walked up to the counter and said “let me speak to your manager” everyone knew what was gonna happen. He gave her the managers number and ate some bread

 I used my weights to gain muscles for praying mantis kung fu combat fighting style and the prize is chicken nuggets. But today a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but I have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

weird wednesday

 At lunchtime the teacher said we had to have dental floss at school tomorrow and we would have to run a marathon while eating crackers. But today a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but I have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

thoughtful thursday

 Eddie started the recording and started exercising. She knew that she could make millions by selling copies of her recording to people all she needed was to make a website, create fitness videos, set up a paypal then send the money to her bank account.when she started doing the video animals started copying her. Squirrels were doing squats raccoons were trying planks and even her cat were try to do push ups after their was a entire zoo of animals in her room when she finished the video and turned around her jaw dropped.she then posted the video and instead of workout videos she posted animals exercise 

weird Wednesday

I swiftly ran towards my plane as i was very quickly running out of time to catch my flight. But today a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but I have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

mad monday

 Water is the theme of this holiday. Wizards were not expected. And then a wizard teleported into their room and made mum better and then teleported them back in time into the Colosseum and their were gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked them up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster and i'll grant you a wish. OK so they went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but they didn't specify what pizza and they got hawain pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased them into the present and went back to the water.

tricky tuesday

 Oh no theirs exhaust coming from the kitchen the pollution is everywhere there's so much gas and then a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present. And put out the fire.

thoughtful thursday

Maggot pie is my favourite dish and nana is the best at it. But today a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but I have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

ecotourism for titan beetles

weird Wednesday

 We were sitting on our chairs in the office and then a wizard teleported them away and didn't know where they went, maybe back in time to the Colosseum.

 Anyway the wizard gave us bouncy balls to sit on and now we sit on them.

 My one is the blue one down the end.

 It's funny how my colleagues fall off onto their heads and then I fall on a girl.

My head hurts because of that.

fun friday

I was chilling in my house and then a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

thoughtful thursday

 Its 4 o'clock in new york city dutch and arthur are walking down the block And then a wizard teleported into them and teleported him back in time into the colosseum and they was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked him up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster and i'll grant you guys a wish. Ok so they went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but they didn't specify what pizza and they got hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased them into the present. And then they walked home completely terrified and had nightmares for ages.

numbers of friday

 Hi my name is Michael Stevens and im ambidextrous every day my mum puts honey cheerios and regular cheerios 68 are honey and 39 are regular im going to school today their and 420 boys 316 girls and 69 gender undisclosed so far I've eaten 247 pizza and 567 cheese rolls when i get home i'm gonna play mine craft did you know i have 4083 iron bars and 637 diamonds im winning right now i killed the ender dragon and i got 78 experience points and it took 123 hits to kill him OK imma go now imma play animal crossing new leaf on my Nintendo 3ds.

very specific Monday

 scody is a five year old child who weighs 2050 kg. She is 1 cm tall, loves eating bees and knows how to speak fluent Latin. She was heading down to a doughnut store called Crispy creme that was 400 thousand km away and looked exactly like an Irish top hat mixed with a piece of hair. She took a flying car over to the shop and it took her 56 hours 4 minutes and 6.77839456 seconds to get into the shop when she got their the doughnuts cost 397.436 cents for a glazed doughnut with the icing being 87 percent sugar and 14 percent moose teeth she got six of them. While she was walking back to her red black and green flying racing car 6 rabid dogs that all had a blue ear and a red tooth attacked her and ate 50% of her doughnuts.

corona thursday

Cough cough even though I'm self isolating I have coronavirus. Don't worry mum well look after you here have this lemon syrup and watch the television sally go microwave some spaghetti. And then a wizard teleported into their room and made mum better and then teleported them back in time into the colosseum and their were gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked them up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so they went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but they didn't specify what pizza and they got hawain pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased them into the present and mum felt better.

weird Wednesday

Henry the spy cat was watching her human while he was playing violin. And then a wizard teleported into her room and teleported her back in time into the Colosseum and she was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked them up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster  and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so she went into the future and killed the slime monster and she wished for a pizza but she didn't specify what pizza and she got Hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased her into the present.

tricky Tuesday no repeat

Sombrero cat loved playing with her human that played the violin but little did feline know he was a secret agent working for the federal bureau of investigation because he's young terrorist’s would never find out about his double life danger is around every corner meanwhile small lions remain unaware or so they thought.

mad monday thing

Bro is that god i'm pretty sure that god splitting the clouds. Yo wassup here have

this wizard. And then a wizard teleported into his umbrella and teleported him back in time into the colosseum and he was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked him up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so he went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but he didn't specify what pizza and she got hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased him into the present. And then he walked home completely terrified and had nightmares for ages.

coco puffs story

Mel woke up and was hungry af so she got up and ate some coco puffs. It was the perfect breakfast but then she noticed that there was a poo and a fly in it and her eyes popped. She screamed and started scratching her tongue And saying pooh pooh thats yuck as who put that in there. Yuck pooey milk ow. She then went to school thinking about the fly poo milk.

scuffed costume

Come on dad, it's dress up day and schools at 10 so hurry up. OK i'll make a costume as fast as i can OK i need cardboard coloured tape and spray paint for the shirt it should be dried in 5 minutes she will be a superhero dad hurry i'm gonna be late hurry hurry hurry hurry. Yeah OK just a second wait in the car. OK it better be good oh it will be just wait and see and done tada oh OK thanks let me take a picture yeah OK come and smile yup let's go yay.

the rabbits

The last rabbit is sad and it runs away into the forest and makes weapons out of leaves and sticks.
Then frees his friends then they scare away the humans.
Then they  lived happy until a month later the humans came back with guns.
And the rabbits were getting shot at so they got the weapons and attacked.
But they still all died and the humans turned their paddock into a housing area.
Now all the rabbits are dead. And humans took their place.

THE END

three sand words then chaos

Sandy and sally were eating a sandwich next to the sandpit and then a wizard teleported them to the Colosseum 1000 years ago and they had to fight for their lives but then a flying pig  came in and saved them and brought them to a unicorn that granted them a wish to be superhero and to go back to the modern day so they went back and fought a giant grass monster and evil superman with laser vision and then they lost their powers and robbed a bank then ran from the cops and now their forty years old and their fighting in a wrestling ring with gummy bears.

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weird Wednesday pasta

today i did a story on a dog dat eats da pasta it epic

Mum was making some ravioli for dinner when peter the dog walked into the kitchen and saw the ravioli. He jumped up on the bench while she was cooking some macaroni for the kids because they were hungry and he ate all the pasta. Then hoped down from the bench and knocked over one of the the cupboards that had spaghetti in them and spilled it all over the floor so mum had to make new dinner and clean the whole mess up. Then he got told of and didn't get food the next day and he learnt his lesson.

PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA PASTA

My bio poem

My name is Thomas

Traits are epic’ gamer’ fast’ smart 

Son of Sonia and Nathan

Lover of video games the outdoors and YouTube

Who feels tired’ happy’ and wants to see Jackson

Who needs food’ liquid’ and sleep

Who gives laughter’ friendship’ and ideas

Who fears fortnite’ Kim jong un and heights

Who wonders if the robots will take over

My last name is stent

coconut song

today we did the coconut song by smokey mountain I was restumply moving during the song and and after i felt fretulus drumtu and energised over all it was a wonkamazing experience.

The sock throw

The sock throw P.E YouTube video was weirdly interesting but strangely it woke me up and now I'm energised.

jump jam 2

Today we did another jump jam. Sadly it did not wake me up for some reason guess ill need some coffee instead.

jump jam

i did a jump jam with my class we did who let the dogs out by baha men. After I felt energised and awake but sad cause I don't like that song

candy man jump jam

Today we did another jump jam this time we did candy man and it was very bright and quickly executed.

My 2020 blog profile

Kia ora

 My name is Thomas. I'm 12 years old and I live in Otaki. I attend Otaki college as a student. I was born in Christchurch and moved down to Otaki when i was 4 months old I like playing video games like minecraft, apex legends shovel knight, and fortnite. My hobbies include running, gaming and watching youtube.

 I have 1 pet called dash. He's a teddy bear dog breed. He's really energetic and loves to play. I also had a dog named Basil. He is a fox terrier and he's buried in the backyard.

I hope that you like my blog kakite

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