weird Wednesday

Henry the spy cat was watching her human while he was playing violin. And then a wizard teleported into her room and teleported her back in time into the Colosseum and she was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked them up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster  and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so she went into the future and killed the slime monster and she wished for a pizza but she didn't specify what pizza and she got Hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased her into the present.