very specific Monday

 scody is a five year old child who weighs 2050 kg. She is 1 cm tall, loves eating bees and knows how to speak fluent Latin. She was heading down to a doughnut store called Crispy creme that was 400 thousand km away and looked exactly like an Irish top hat mixed with a piece of hair. She took a flying car over to the shop and it took her 56 hours 4 minutes and 6.77839456 seconds to get into the shop when she got their the doughnuts cost 397.436 cents for a glazed doughnut with the icing being 87 percent sugar and 14 percent moose teeth she got six of them. While she was walking back to her red black and green flying racing car 6 rabid dogs that all had a blue ear and a red tooth attacked her and ate 50% of her doughnuts.