fun friday

I was chilling in my house and then a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but i have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.

thoughtful thursday

 Its 4 o'clock in new york city dutch and arthur are walking down the block And then a wizard teleported into them and teleported him back in time into the colosseum and they was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked him up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster and i'll grant you guys a wish. Ok so they went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but they didn't specify what pizza and they got hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased them into the present. And then they walked home completely terrified and had nightmares for ages.

numbers of friday

 Hi my name is Michael Stevens and im ambidextrous every day my mum puts honey cheerios and regular cheerios 68 are honey and 39 are regular im going to school today their and 420 boys 316 girls and 69 gender undisclosed so far I've eaten 247 pizza and 567 cheese rolls when i get home i'm gonna play mine craft did you know i have 4083 iron bars and 637 diamonds im winning right now i killed the ender dragon and i got 78 experience points and it took 123 hits to kill him OK imma go now imma play animal crossing new leaf on my Nintendo 3ds.

very specific Monday

 scody is a five year old child who weighs 2050 kg. She is 1 cm tall, loves eating bees and knows how to speak fluent Latin. She was heading down to a doughnut store called Crispy creme that was 400 thousand km away and looked exactly like an Irish top hat mixed with a piece of hair. She took a flying car over to the shop and it took her 56 hours 4 minutes and 6.77839456 seconds to get into the shop when she got their the doughnuts cost 397.436 cents for a glazed doughnut with the icing being 87 percent sugar and 14 percent moose teeth she got six of them. While she was walking back to her red black and green flying racing car 6 rabid dogs that all had a blue ear and a red tooth attacked her and ate 50% of her doughnuts.

corona thursday

Cough cough even though I'm self isolating I have coronavirus. Don't worry mum well look after you here have this lemon syrup and watch the television sally go microwave some spaghetti. And then a wizard teleported into their room and made mum better and then teleported them back in time into the colosseum and their were gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked them up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so they went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but they didn't specify what pizza and they got hawain pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased them into the present and mum felt better.

weird Wednesday

Henry the spy cat was watching her human while he was playing violin. And then a wizard teleported into her room and teleported her back in time into the Colosseum and she was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked them up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster  and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so she went into the future and killed the slime monster and she wished for a pizza but she didn't specify what pizza and she got Hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased her into the present.

tricky Tuesday no repeat

Sombrero cat loved playing with her human that played the violin but little did feline know he was a secret agent working for the federal bureau of investigation because he's young terrorist’s would never find out about his double life danger is around every corner meanwhile small lions remain unaware or so they thought.

mad monday thing

Bro is that god i'm pretty sure that god splitting the clouds. Yo wassup here have

this wizard. And then a wizard teleported into his umbrella and teleported him back in time into the colosseum and he was gonna be eating by a lion but a flying pig came and picked him up and brought them to a wish granting unicorn and said if you go into the future and kill the evil slime monster causing disaster and i'll grant you a wish. Ok so he went into the future and killed the slime monster and they wished for a pizza but he didn't specify what pizza and she got hawaiian pizza and jumped off a bridge but a wolf with laser eyes and techno wings phased him into the present. And then he walked home completely terrified and had nightmares for ages.