three sand words then chaos

Sandy and sally were eating a sandwich next to the sandpit and then a wizard teleported them to the Colosseum 1000 years ago and they had to fight for their lives but then a flying pig  came in and saved them and brought them to a unicorn that granted them a wish to be superhero and to go back to the modern day so they went back and fought a giant grass monster and evil superman with laser vision and then they lost their powers and robbed a bank then ran from the cops and now their forty years old and their fighting in a wrestling ring with gummy bears.