I used my weights to gain muscles for praying mantis kung fu combat fighting style and the prize is chicken nuggets. But today a wizard teleported me back in time to the Colosseum. I was about to get eaten by a lion but then a flying pig came and brought me to a unicorn who said it would grant me a wish but I have to fight a slime monster in the future. So I killed the slime monster with the superpowers that I got from a monkey paw that I stole from the unicorn but she doesn't know that and doesn't need don't tell. Then I got my wish and went to the present.