coco puffs story

Mel woke up and was hungry af so she got up and ate some coco puffs. It was the perfect breakfast but then she noticed that there was a poo and a fly in it and her eyes popped. She screamed and started scratching her tongue And saying pooh pooh thats yuck as who put that in there. Yuck pooey milk ow. She then went to school thinking about the fly poo milk.

scuffed costume

Come on dad, it's dress up day and schools at 10 so hurry up. OK i'll make a costume as fast as i can OK i need cardboard coloured tape and spray paint for the shirt it should be dried in 5 minutes she will be a superhero dad hurry i'm gonna be late hurry hurry hurry hurry. Yeah OK just a second wait in the car. OK it better be good oh it will be just wait and see and done tada oh OK thanks let me take a picture yeah OK come and smile yup let's go yay.

the rabbits

The last rabbit is sad and it runs away into the forest and makes weapons out of leaves and sticks.
Then frees his friends then they scare away the humans.
Then they  lived happy until a month later the humans came back with guns.
And the rabbits were getting shot at so they got the weapons and attacked.
But they still all died and the humans turned their paddock into a housing area.
Now all the rabbits are dead. And humans took their place.

THE END

three sand words then chaos

Sandy and sally were eating a sandwich next to the sandpit and then a wizard teleported them to the Colosseum 1000 years ago and they had to fight for their lives but then a flying pig  came in and saved them and brought them to a unicorn that granted them a wish to be superhero and to go back to the modern day so they went back and fought a giant grass monster and evil superman with laser vision and then they lost their powers and robbed a bank then ran from the cops and now their forty years old and their fighting in a wrestling ring with gummy bears.

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weird Wednesday pasta

today i did a story on a dog dat eats da pasta it epic

Mum was making some ravioli for dinner when peter the dog walked into the kitchen and saw the ravioli. He jumped up on the bench while she was cooking some macaroni for the kids because they were hungry and he ate all the pasta. Then hoped down from the bench and knocked over one of the the cupboards that had spaghetti in them and spilled it all over the floor so mum had to make new dinner and clean the whole mess up. Then he got told of and didn't get food the next day and he learnt his lesson.

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